Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I am one of those people who has trouble reading their own handwriting. It looks like someone trying to write in cursive when they don't even have the slightest idea what cursive writing even is. I do know what it is. I'm just very, very rusty. FML
Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML
Today, I finished the rather expensive Arabic language course I have been taking for about 6 months. I still can't hold a conversation, but I can now say, "May Allah give you a headache and you are stuck in Beirut's traffic for two hours." FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
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Dunmerdude 13
People don't even think I'm literate when I write
TheDrifter 24
It's all Fun and games until you end up on a terrorist watch list.
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Comments (138)
gurding 15
any chance you're planning on being a doctor?
1Dfangirl 21
That means you are very smart people with messier handwriting write worse because they think faster
Dinonick 15
جوجل ترجمة رائع أليس كذلك؟
rs89 20
yes it is :D
someguy314159265 15
It would be, if it actually translated properly.
yeongji 31
Well, coming from someone who works in the medical field, at least your writing looks like writing.
awks101 4
LMAO aww that got me laughing
kumarina 35
Well, you could be a doctor
knick64 7
Once I was writing and a girl came up to me. She asked: "OMG are you writing in like, Mexican??!!" Two things wrong with that...
apagdilao 5
All of my friends have actually told me this as well :c
anonymousvoice 5
You should use that to your advantage...say your bilingual, and just smile and then take you and your beautiful handwriting away somewhere else before they can ask you any questions;P
FAILml 7
You should become a doctor.