Kids, Parents, Weather and Cute: What, me worry? - FML

What, me worry?

By anonymous - 11/04/2011 03:26

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML

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I can feel it coming in the air tonight

By cargaljen - 07/08/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

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I feel fine

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 18:01

Today, my parents left me several frantic voicemails early this morning about the hurricane, totally in a panic that I wasn’t safe. I called them when I woke up and told them I was fine. They were actually angry that I wasn't in the eye of the storm, because they “worried for nothing.” FML

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By hotelbound - 21/05/2013 00:37 - United States - Florissant

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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Mom of the century

By Central - 29/10/2019 12:00

Today, I've not had any contact with my mother for years, and when tornadoes came through our hometown and wiped out most of our downtown area, she didn't contact me at all. I finally contacted her myself. Her reason for not contacting me? She had "watched the news" and "knew I was OK." FML

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By Gone With the Wind - 12/05/2014 03:29 - United States - Omaha

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement and turned on the TV to the local news. The station goes to their sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passed, I looked outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

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By m - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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Force of habit

By Muscle memory - 02/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, there was a massive thunderstorm in my area. My first instinct - as well as my parents' - was to go to my sickly grandma's house and make sure she was okay, as she lives alone. As we prepared to step outside, we all remembered a rather crucial detail: My grandma is dead. FML

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Terminally online

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to see my dad sitting in his car. I thought it'd be fun to sneak up on him. He was filming himself on his phone, ranting about "fighting like hell" and "a storm coming." He had his baseball cap on backwards, probably because the front had the name of our town in Wales on it. FML

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Top comments

andruha1123 5

Monday 11 April 2011 9:18

why the **** would you tell your parents you love tornadoes?

Grimmerie 31

Monday 11 April 2011 8:54

Sacrifice him to the storm gods.

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xiar 0

Monday 11 April 2011 8:55

follow the yellow brick road!!

MuffyStJacques 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:03

We get those in Missouri all of the time. NBD.

MuffyStJacques 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:03

We get those in Missouri all of the time. NBD.

MuffyStJacques 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:09

Whoops, double post. Stupid iPhone.

Mindtrap 0

Monday 11 April 2011 21:11

yeah I'm in Oklahoma tornado warnings aren't as big a deal when there are a dozen of them every spring/into summer and tarry do they amount to much. fyl op but chill

gabby1995pena 4

Friday 24 June 2011 0:37

we have them here in south Florida because apparently FL is in 2nd or 3rd place for most tornadoes in the US. I've never seen one...

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Monday 11 April 2011 9:04

I'm hungry

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 11 April 2011 9:23

Thank you for sharing that with us.

Thanatos1206 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:46

Go make some steak, pizza, and popcorn then.

JustinThunder 8

Monday 11 April 2011 10:17

^ That sounds familiar.. I don't recall from where though.

Faleni 4

Monday 11 April 2011 10:35

lol 47 nicely done ;)

gutzz 0

Monday 11 April 2011 10:38

no, he can't. he's hungry because he's having to send 80% of his day on the toilet preparing for a colonoscopy..... duhhh

hesallineed26 0

Monday 11 April 2011 13:07

69- its on the next FML down, its the 2nd comment.

RAWBB_03 2

Monday 11 April 2011 9:05

I don't believe it

gutzz 0

Monday 11 April 2011 10:55

yes, out of all the fmls, THIS one is not believable....

MyNameIsBruce 0

Monday 11 April 2011 13:59

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 11 April 2011 9:05

Today, my dad has a sense of humour. FML.

Livinia 11

Monday 11 April 2011 9:06

Hahaha. Don't lose Toto!

AliciaicilA 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:15

hahaha~

Thanatos1206 0

Monday 11 April 2011 10:48

Good one #3! :D Oh wait...

Yousuck24 21

Monday 11 April 2011 9:11

Haha you father is an asshole yet he makes the funniest remarks.

AliciaicilA 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:13

We're off to see the wizzard, the wonderful wizzard of ozz! xD

2010smhill2010 0

Monday 11 April 2011 9:40

wizard of oz sucks....yall need to see the movie "the wiz" its the black and better version of "the wizard of oz"

WeooBeans 14

Monday 11 April 2011 9:14

That's pretty funny.

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