What, me worry?

By anonymous - 11/04/2011 03:26

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML
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andruha1123 5

why the **** would you tell your parents you love tornadoes?

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irishman1733 0

I agree. he probably thought the alarm was bs so he made a joke

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Mrdw 2

So he's not emo. Good for him. I'd feel reassured. If he could make that joke, I'd know he wasn't scared.

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Livinia 11

What had being "emo" got to do with anything?

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ciarafox9 9

this is so stupid. he is just trying to stop you worrying by making a joke.

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Oohgaloof 0

Don't forget your pink glittery shoes.

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CherryBomb511 3

There were red, how do you get that part of the movie wrong? Ruby RED slippers..nice try though. : )

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2010smhill2010 0

hollywood actually got it wrong...it was supposed to be silver shoes not ruby red.

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Oohgaloof 0

Vat movie? I do not do the watching of the gay things.

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CherryBomb511 3

Huh, I did not know it was different in the book, though I'm not surprised that they changed it.

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2010smhill2010 0

yea its called a book

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Thanatos1206 0

"A book" you say? That's the title of the source but what type is it?

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2010smhill2010 0

the book title is "the wizard of oz" the original. there was a mistranlation when converting the story over to english

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Thanatos1206 0

The original was titled "The Wizard of Oz" but they had to translate it to english? Sounds like it already was in english if the title was english.

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2010smhill2010 0

the title was translated into english also. the whole book actually comes from sweden

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cldean24 4

You just got trolled...

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Oohgaloof 0

Dont forget your pink glittery shoes. Yes, the ones in your closet.

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2010smhill2010 0

THE SHOES ARE ****** RUBY RED YOU INSUFFERABLE FOOL...

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CherryBomb511 3

Lol I was a little nicer to the poor kid.

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Oohgaloof 0

You're the poor kid with the dumb tattoo... And the other kid's the insufferable fool for using 'insufferable' insufferably every sentence insufferablest insufferablestesttt!!

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2010smhill2010 0

im not the one getting the color of the ****** shoes wrong...and yes you are an insufferable fool

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CherryBomb511 3

I've gotten a lot of feedback for that one but dumb is honestly a first; makes me smile and shake my head. Again nice try sir... : )

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Oohgaloof 0

Hmm... Your life is going to be "insufferable" if you don't come out your closet.

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2010smhill2010 0

cherrybomb- dumb doesnt do the kid any justice...fucktard will suit the kid just fine, because fucktards like to told something over and over again and still call the shoes pink

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Oohgaloof 0

If I'm a "fucktard," you're the egg gone wrong soaked in macaque semen.

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v1kt4r 13

WTF!?!?! how did u even come up with that shit?? smdh...

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MrGold 0

63, lmao You are hilarious. You guys are just getting trolled.

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2010smhill2010 0

that movie is insufferable and it sucked...the wiz which is the black version is hellva alot better than bullshit you call a classic

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2010smhill2010 0

yet im the one who can get the color of a pair shoes correct.

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BeckyPsyche 0

Um I'm pretty sure the 'pink glittery shoes' are actually red? Yanno the whole ruby slippers thing? Still while your dads a dick OP at least he tried to be funny, right?

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2010smhill2010 0

becky- me and cherrybomb511 have trying to tell that kid that shoes are ruby red not pink

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2010smhill2010 0

how is ops dad a dick? ops dad trying to comfort his son/daughter with shitty humor.

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RainbowHeadache 2

My dad says the same shit when we have to go into the cellar for storms. It's a dad thing. You won't like Kansas though, was just there. Ask to be blown to Fiji or Cancun.

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