Today, I went for my daily post-op doctor's appointment, where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout my apartment, due to my washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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Pleonasm 35
Water way to dampen your spirits. This is definitely a plumber, OP.
bReLiNg 18
OP I know you wanted an indoor pool, but clearly this is a better idea!
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Comments (63)
deathtothepix 26
I read your name as "saggy Sophia" which would have made your daily activities a lot more interesting....
jelly713 19
How does one clear a half-inch layer of water out of an apartment? I'm just curious. Some people live on upper floors & can't just sweep it out of the house. OP, let us know how that went. I hope you managed okay after your operation.
morella_xx 29
Shop-Vacs, a kind of vacuum meant for sucking up water.
tj4234 35
you could also mop it. And before someone says that will just make it wetter (I can see why people would say that), if you mop correctly it won't.
zap3nc 1
that's the last thing i'd want to come home to after getting my willie lopped off.... oh.. not that kind of post op... sorry.
mattyiscool123 26
MY HOUSE ITS RUINED
alyssawatters 7
You have a daily doctors appointment? FYL
wvcheesehead1 9
That soaks. I hope you have flood insurance or it could drain your savings.
cblock94 7
Bob the builder can fix it!
slacker_69 6
I don't get why some people say the Op deserves it?
CharDee 15
Ohhh :/ .... Hopefully everything works out with little damage