Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Why? She had been praying and came to the conclusion that God was telling her to leave so she could meet her soulmate. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
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Top comments
paramedicgirl87 4
Well look on the bright side. You're no longer dating a lunatic.
WompWompWomp123 7
Looks like Jesus saved YOU from that lunatic.
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Comments (133)
Ann23 7
he's a lunatic for breaking up with her like that.
mintcar 10
This is very strange. How do you even react to something like that?
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
Either pull your pants down and bend over or kick him in the nuts - the choice is yours.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
True,I say tease him,just as you pull your pants down stop and say "you see this,good,cause this is the last time you ever will." then walk off. Boom Roasted! All joking aside seriously that sucks OP fyl.
Blueglasscup 18
Or maybe god farted under the water... FYL op and yeah like 1 said! You're not dating a lunatic anymore! Definite silver lining in my opinion.
Mirorbo 27
I'll give him points for the original excuse.
Wheredidgrungego 12
And this is why I don't practice religion. (Not putting down anyone who does, it's just not for me.)
ilikeemsmall 4
Religion stood in the way of me knowing Jesus for a long time. Once I figured out who he really is and what he's is like, it changed everything. As for your BF, you have to admit that his way of breaking up with you was way more original than the usual "it's not you, it's me" speech.
thaney18 0
agreed
Livinia 11
You're better off without him by the sounds of it.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
I prefer salmon.
towboater198425 6
run from this idiot. sounds like the kind of person to start a cult. steer clear of the koolaid at his house!
XZeenon 1
and plenty Japanese in the sea too. :D Too soon? :(