Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
We should do this again some time
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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SailorLove 4
that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.
Nevereverland 8
He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!
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grannygruber 6
Been broke in to before, only they were gone by the time I got home. Really sux, glad you're okay tho! FYL
carnage1108 0
Someone doesn't use there 2nd amendment rights…
annihil8or 15
Dummy, having a gun doesn't help when ur just getting home and they're leaving
siberianhamster 17
15 *their
nichelback3505 0
U have a right to shoot anyone that gets in ur house.
gardianlh24 0
Not everyone owns a gun. Oregonians tend to stay away from violence...
Ch0sen 13
You might even be worse off owning a gun if the burglar finds it first.
wlddog 14
That is why you should carry your firearm with you. It's there when you need it and it's not gonna get stolen.
Wheatbreadman 14
I'm not exactly sure what a pair of bear arms would be used for in this situation, maybe to rip them to shreds?
itsalanis 25
That sounded like a casual burglar, lol. Sorry though, OP.
suprclssy 5
Hey atleast he didn't harm you. But you should have tried to stop him.
rainbowbigbird 7
Terrible idea. Take the shit and go. I choose life.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Agree with #35, 100%. I've studied martial arts and boxing for years and I work out, but if someone comes up to me with a knife and demands my wallet, they can ******* have it. Why? Money isn't worth risking my life or my family's life over. It's just Stuff, there isn't one thing in there I can't replace. I've trained to survive, and not dying for a few twenties and some plastic cards would be included in that. Someone breaks into my house, I have my family there, that's a different story. You leave immediately, or you may die. Take what you have in arms and just walk away, I don't care. Either way, there's no fooling around. Life's not a game. :(
wlddog 14
If Op was prepared and trained to deal with people like that, then she would have. If not, let the idiot leave and give a full description to the police. Someone that stupid is probably well known by the police anyway. Just glad Op is alive to tell the tale.
coffee_man900 16
OMG! Hope you are okay. Glad he didn't attack you. This happened to my Wife at her Mother's place, alone with my two Daughters. The guy pretended that he thought his friend lived there and was playing a prank. My Wife kept her calm and escorted the guy to the door, then called Police. They never did catch the guy but they arrived in record time. (under 2 minutes) Okay, I'm shutting up now. :)
Dracoboxer357 36
18- I'd say from your story that your wife is both intelligent and fortunate. That could have ended very differently, and thinking about it gives me shivers. :( I'm glad to hear it didn't. :)
coffee_man900 16
Thanks Dracoboxer357. It still gives me shivers when I think of it, and it happened almost 13 years ago. The Wife broke down and freaked out after the burglar left of course. She's pretty tough though. :)
carnage1108 0
V
DontForgetMe4 0
V? V for Vandalism?
thiscrazything 1
V for vengeance?
DontForgetMe4 0
V for vendetta?
derkster 6
V for ******
coffee_man900 16
Who's the douche bag that voted YDI ? Probably the burglar. :)
supermonke07 0
You just answered your own question? Yes it seems you did.
coffee_man900 16
Here, let me check... Yes, I believe you are right. :)
Torva_fml 16
Too funny!!!! Yes... Yes it is.
XxblueglazexX 0
Lol ur funny !!!! Allot of people on this app are already married...... I'm only 11 but I'm about to be twelve..........
coffee_man900 16
111 - Don't be in a hurry to grow up. I'd give my life to be your age again. (Well, that didn't sound quite right.) Ah, you know what mean. Enjoy your life at any age. :)
fryebaby33 12
Well.. At least he didn't take anything.. Or y'know.. Kill you.
baileygirl88 8
My worst nightmare. Not kidding.
laurenobrien 4
Really? Tell me more
DeadxManxWalking 27
What did he make off with?
Dracoboxer357 36
25- Not with OP's life, so does it really matter? :p Considering he went back through a broken window, he likely didn't have his arms full. I'd think either cash, jewelry or nothing, since it's up for conversation....still of little consequence in my mind, however.... Edit: I don't mean to sound rude. If I'm coming across that way, I'm sorry. :)