Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML
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Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML
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headshotkillz 0
FML! That's what happens when you live in the most ****** up state in the country
notapplicable123 0
You should have done that all when you moved to California. Call me insensitive, but YDI.
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Comments (242)
prospekt1 0
dam gay epa an their ****** bukkshut
funsized4 0
aww im sorry... :/ well welcome to california! :) It's the best state in the countryyyy Ive lived here for 14 years and it's my favorite place in the world :) so I guess ignore your first impression. cause california is amazing and beautiful
Poison93_fml 0
Female drivers^^
prospekt1 0
hey girlygirl, have u ever herad of overgenerlization? because you could teach a masters college course on bein ignorant
prospekt1 0
ps: i have dislexia so watch the spelling
JordyRox 0
LOLOLOLOL
chaddyd23 0
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Lisimal 7
155:WE AIN'T GOING NOWHERES!!!!!! MAS PUTO! Pinche redneck.
PaperMoon 0
Dude, that just sucks. Hope you can fix the problem!
Chimpangie 0
@ farside Is it quite possible that you just contradicted yourself when you said, "You don't know me. you haven't walked in my shoe," when you obviously don't know the OP or the circumstances surrounding his inability to register. You simply assumed he was A) he thought he was above the law or B) a complete idiot. I find that to be unfair and completely hypocritical and that you may spend way too much time on FML when you should be outside maybe trying to get a tan, honestly sweetie I think you're starting to reflect.