Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.
lemonkittens 8
Lay their ass out!
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tmoneysly 7
Like u said before u lost it report it stolen and it can't be used grow up
burro_fml 6
track 'em down and kick their ass! -burro
burro_fml 6
Losing a phone is like losing a child, but an extremely gifted one that is....
genny95 6
stop bitching and call the cops
mandilator 5
Ask them what party they are going to for halloween, then kill them and wear their face as your halloween costume! And don't forget your phone there!!
PhillyHilly 10
sone people are just dicks
Savra_fml 17
And some people are just *****. Thieving ***** to be precise.
alival 12
On the upside there r the police
varkey 7
contact the police. FYL
IntoTheClouds 42
You must be a victim of that asshole OP who thought he could get away with stealing an iPhone
hateevryone 15
get it cut off so they wont use it.