Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.
lemonkittens 8
Lay their ass out!
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FMLinNMI 0
report the damn phone as stolen and be done with it. it's even okay to make it easy on the arresting officer and tell them who stole it. duh!
leadman1989 16
Some girl tried to pick pocket my phone she thought I didn't see or feel her but my pockets are cut out so she got a fist full of dick!
penguinjenni 0
Lol same thing happened to this guy at work today :O maybe its the same person :P
NunButSteez 2
Lol!
LennyComa 39
Block the handset using the IMEI number...they wont want it then
guccistyle 0
Not always.. After some jailbreakings it wont help
MrKlutch 1
Send them my way
guccistyle 0
Hehe... Nice one, ur life sucks.
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Haha "Fight me?"
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Baby come back! :)
thephilosopher 3
3 lol