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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Epsilonyx 15

Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.

Lay their ass out!

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Report it stolen.

The same exact thing happened to me! They even went into my contacts and started texting my dad. :/

That def happened to me...they wanted me to pay them $150 for MY phone...i talked them down to 80 tho

With mine I called verizon n they said call the cops. Called tge cops the laughed n said all tbey can do is politely ask for it,back but with out a warrant to search the phone cant check to see if it actually mine n if they say its theirs he had to leave them alone.

zander4310 5

kill em

Oh this happened to me too, about two weeks ago. Now the phone I have in my possession can't hold a charge...

Just disable the phone or bring your case to the police

you should've called the police

Call the police.