Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.
lemonkittens 8
Lay their ass out!
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Comments (166)
CraneTG 0
Yea I'm guessing those kinky pics will be hitting the internet any time soon now! ;)
Dcm210 19
report them for theft.
cj7jeep 1
#38..what is it like to have no soul?
TheBeanieChic 1
Beat the shit out of them then take there Microwave.
ilovewafflez4313 5
Beat 'em up
Brainnnnz 19
Contact the authorities.
Newyorkgiants 0
aha turn the service off..that'd make since lol
tweetbaby14 18
Too bad your comment doesn't make cents... I mean since... D'oh!
web124 6
Too bad your reply doesn't make sense... I mean cents... D'oh!
web124 6
Too bad your reply doesn't make sense... I mean cents... D'oh!
capini 0
You mean sense!
tweetbaby14 18
I meant to do that, dumbass. Cents and sense are homonyms herp derp. Do you know what a homonym is, or must I explain that too? And I threw in since because that's what they put.
MisterMuffinz 13
Keep calling. Each time with a different line from a horror movie. 8)
xjxdigityxdogx 0
I wonder if its the same guy who posted on here saying he found a phone and didn't want to give it up. that would be pretty funny.
jose18 3
Have him/her arrested that's stealing
ILEUX 3
Were you the one that lost the iPhone, called it and heard it ring?