Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.
lemonkittens 8
Lay their ass out!
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KhronicSmoke 2
you deserve it if you let them get away with this.
FrankHotpants 31
??...what, are they holding it over your head?..go get your damn phone back!
ppl2ppl 4
I agree with #2, call the damn cops already, have them track your phone and then bitch slap the guy who won't give it back to you, problem solved :P
Glockinator 2
It's a nice phone. Can't be mad at me for keeping it
qtips402 7
Thats why you buy an LG ;)
qtips402 7
That's why you buy an LG!
perdix 31
Maybe after the movie they'll give it back. YDI for talking right in the middle of the show.
hannahlovesyouu 0
Fun times.
lilly98ish 4
Go to police
MissBBGoodGirl 0
By chance from an fml posted the other day, was it an iPhone?! fyl