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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

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Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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The_Big_Boss 20

She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice

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That_Loner_Kid 7

**** her try to get over her and get on to the next one

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interesting33 36

I don't know the story OP but is it possible that you heard something that was misunderstood? It might well be that she said it but it seems a very harsh things for her to say and in the fml you said 'she basically sees me' which suggests you are taking what she said and putting it in different words. This is fine but I just want to check she really did say and mean that so you don't make the wrong conclusions. I should point out that it is also very possible that you aren't making the wrong conclusions - just thought you might want to be sure :)

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EpicGuy70 13

She is just a ****** with a life support system that goes on random overloads. Dump her sorry ass and get yourself a real woman.

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redress 2

That is so disrespectful. Be with someone who loves and respects you.

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kelsorg 21

FDB would be a good song to play for this situation

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Kittyphysics 21

I wish my boyfriend would open up more. She doesn't deserve you.

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