Money, Technology and Geek: Unlucky or just forgetful?

Unlucky or just forgetful?

By failphone - 07/01/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

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You deserved it 31 559

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 183

You deserved it 2 911

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 438

By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 351

You deserved it 23 082

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 268

You deserved it 3 962

Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 673

You deserved it 7 200

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 452

You deserved it 16 110

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 695

You deserved it 671

By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 106

You deserved it 4 168

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 760

You deserved it 5 870

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 12:00 - Canada - Québec

Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 609

You deserved it 172

inface2b 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:59

What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken

bumg6186 3

Friday 3 July 2009 0:30

I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.

Comments

g739 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:55

thats not that bada loose about 9 a year

yaktazuki 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 5:43

I only broke one of my phones cause it sucked and then I thankfully got a voyager

Ridyn 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:24

why did you post this? I'll never get my 30 seconds back, 3 for reading and 27 to type this. shame in you for being ignorant and irrisponsible.

tangerine_12 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:25

how the **** did this get through moderation!? the moderators on this site must seriously be retarded.

imosh 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:54

dude 7 fones in 5 months for me

juwalo09 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:20

you fail at life.

PurpleSquirrel 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:03

wow I've had the same phone for more than 2 years and I've dropped it loads of times.

l3allin_all_day 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 20:50

I've lost about 10 retainers each costing $70

Nyambi232 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 5:01

your mom should just stop feeding you phones. you obviously arent capable of keeping 1.

skater847 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 15:58

god how do u manage that Ive never lost a phone. ydi

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Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML

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You deserved it 102

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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Today, where I live in Germany, you're supposed to be quiet between noon and 3 p.m., so people have a chance to take a nap or just eat lunch in peace, but 3 of my 4 neighbors seem to consider this the ideal time for any project that involves lawn-mowers and power tools. FML

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You deserved it 215

Today, my mom is becoming a Wiccan, at least that’s the lie I told the neighbours when they demanded to know why my mom was smoking weed naked, waving charms around, and dancing amongst our trees. I actually have no idea what she was doing, and when she sobered up, she had no idea why she did it either. FML

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Today, I learned after weeks of waiting that my order of vinyl siding had been shipped to a contractor in another state, who installed it without realizing it was the wrong style and color. I would have to wait weeks for a new shipment, except the manufacturer has discontinued it. FML

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You deserved it 161

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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You deserved it 4 167

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 539

You deserved it 3 048

Today, I was laughing so hard at, of all things, a parody of a foul-mouthed Scottish Postman Pat on YouTube, that I shat myself a little bit at my in-laws' house. I’m now commando under my skirt, as I had to throw my shitty knickers into a doggy bag in my coat pocket. FML

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You deserved it 1 059