Today, a coworker and I got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss's infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
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silverkaast 9
labor board
danthehuman 29
That must suck, OP. However, I'm sure you can prove your innocence to your boss. I don't think it's legal to get suspended for something like that.
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Comments (84)
5secondsofvvifi 21
That's messed up, not even okay really. Does your boss know?
willburglar 3
A coworker and I*
ostfaiz 18
With the help of ur IT team u cam prove from where this virus came, hence u can raise a RISK of using external n personal memory drives at official work stations, besides your filthy boss needs to be hammered..FYL OP :(
skittyskatbrat 19
Boss should be damned glad the virus was ****-related and did not actually pose a risk to company security, hijack your computers, etc. Company needs to seriously considering letting go an employee that would put the company at risk due to that level of carelessness!!!!!
JayVicious 20
"besides your fikthy boss needs to be hammered" ha sounds right up his alley
sxm 13
Coworker and I.
FutueMeamVitam 24
On the one hand, yes; on the other hand, these days, I'm just happy not to see "me and a coworker."
jriley4u 17
THANK YOU!!!!
Sagan928 7
Go to the head of the HR department. Even if he is the big boss, he cannot do this.
HomelessDonut 9
*sing in YMCA theme* Q-U-I-T
dark_angel4121 12
That's still harassment; sue his ass.
Solano2580 24
Complain to corporate, let them handle it
dammityou 10
sue the ************
infinitemonkey 21
You need to contact Human Resources in your company right away.