Today, I received two withdrawal grades in school for dropping the classes due to a kidney infection that kept me in the hospital. I wrote a petition to the dean asking to remove the grades. He replied to send a doctor's note. I did so, and he then said that I was faking and the note was forged. FML
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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my professor why I’d missed two classes. Even with a doctor’s note explaining my very serious health issues, she rolled her eyes and huffed, "Maybe if you’re ‘oh so sick,’ you should just drop out!” Gee, sorry for trying to improve my life through adversity. FML
Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML
Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML
Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML
Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML
Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
Today, I got kicked out of university after missing/failing two exams on the same day, because I was told I could submit my family member's family emergency documents. Turns out, they didn't recognise it because of different last names. My parents never officially married, so couldn't prove it. FML
Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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Bryan_Z 0
WTF.....Let him call your doc!!!!! What a ******* retard. edit: you're an idiot greenman, let's see you man through that.
Jimboom 12
Sue him for loss of future earnings due to him being a douche and giving you these withdrawl grades. But seriously. That sucks. Maybe get your parents to talk with him. Or get him to call your doctor. But why bother asking for the note if he already decided you were faking it.
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greenman_fml 0
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so I guess you should have manned through the kidney infection. medicine is for the weak
btown1616 0
your retarded... and just have the doctor call him and if he still doesnt beleive get him to go to the hospital and talk to your doc
TheiMightyKhaL 2
are you mentally ill?
facilitator 0
92- dont have the doctor call, have him walk in there with his diploma around his neck. Then sit down and tell the dean about the specific functions of the kidneys and how the infection impeaded the aformentioned functions. If it's worth doing then it's worth overdoing.
Kja_Brynn 5
I love your finale statement
Bryan_Z 0
WTF.....Let him call your doc!!!!! What a ******* retard. edit: you're an idiot greenman, let's see you man through that.
jowho 0
Ew greenman looks like a 70s **** star
EMTchic 14
Or a pedophile
mf_fml 0
:(
Jimboom 12
Sue him for loss of future earnings due to him being a douche and giving you these withdrawl grades. But seriously. That sucks. Maybe get your parents to talk with him. Or get him to call your doctor. But why bother asking for the note if he already decided you were faking it.
Zoa_fml 0
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"W"s don't affect your GPA. You're in college, deal with it. At least your were withdrawn and not failed.
xNephilim 19
Taking college classes costs a shitload of money though and it's not fair to OP to have to pay again if she had a legit excuse for missing class.
King_Nero 15
#5, it depends on if it's a withdraw pass (which doesn't affect gpa, or withdraw fail that does) and even if it doesn't hurt gpa it still cost a lot of money for those classes and op will probably have to pay to take the classes again. They have every right to take action against the school.
ambisaurus 0
that same thing happened to me too. i was in a pretty bad car accident and couldnt walk for 3 months. stupid schools.
Brans 0
Send a copy of the bill...No denying that
Fuck34 0
because you can help a kidney infection just like you can help the rain falling from the sky.
fudgesicle 6
I'm god. I can deny anything I want. :)
KenMcGormick 0
ask ur doc to certify u infront of his face... then ask for an apology... with him kneeling down and kissing ur balls... find a better sch after that... what a sucker
thestrangecaseof 0
#5, W's don't affect your GPA, but having them on your transcript can sometimes have a negative effect.