Intimacy: Turned on

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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By MrAries - 02/03/2016 11:45 - United States

Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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Saturday 31 March 2012 19:43

Those holes are pretty hot.

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Saturday 31 March 2012 19:44

Cream filled? Lol

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linkinpark98 23

Sunday 1 April 2012 17:05

Lol, "Long Johns". Those are delicious! :D

WhiteRangerKid 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 17:33

you need to get laid haha

PinkFun1969 9

Monday 2 April 2012 0:27

Wait, are you male or female? smile

Brindley15 13

Monday 2 April 2012 2:20

damn you must be lonely

gesturinghand 0

Monday 2 April 2012 2:53

Hate to think what actual sex would do if you saw it happening in front of you.

codkid15 0

Monday 2 April 2012 3:26

LOOOOL FYL !!!

ryan1268 18

Monday 2 April 2012 4:04

Perverted much?

ppdunn 0

Monday 2 April 2012 6:01

I totally get that!

boobygirl 8

Monday 2 April 2012 6:03

I'm guessing you make your own Creme filling ;)

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Monday 2 April 2012 7:18

Don't know how that's possible lol

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