Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
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Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
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wellinever 5
Bad luck, but "legitimately" broke your ankle? How do you illegitimately break one?
CheshireHalli 19
I guess it means she actually broke her ankle, as opposed to her just saying she did as an exaggeration.
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Comments (62)
firebirdkillz26 0
Dear #45, I "legitimately" broke my ankle last october, I shit you not, I felt no pain at all. My ankle was swolen to the size of a tennis ball. Since I felt no pain and I never witnessed a broken or fractured bone first hand, I thought it was merely sprung or possibly twisted. It wasn't until 3 days later I went to the hospital to discover I had a broken ankle a week before my 18th birthday. FML
DynamicDave 11
As opposed to, you know, illegitimately breaking your ankle.
ilikeyouuu 0
Your backpack drove away?! Where can I get one of those!
slapy 0
That sucks. The bus driver probably drove off to avoid a lawsuit.
Ilovequintin 2
Well I guess u won't be taken the bus anymore dumbass
KRYPTON1T3 5
that sucks. i fell out of a bus and the driver pointed, laughed and drove away.
ring13 0
oh no! not your calculater! who cares about the laptop, your calculater is gone!!!!!!!
shocka_fml 4
oh no, not the calculator!
Riverrat21 0
Ohhhhh ouch!
sanddollar88 0
Sorry OP. I hate buses even when i dong lesve stuff on them. Butwhy do you care enough about a calculator to mention it?