Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
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cumberbunny 17
Smile and wave? Who knows. It might work.
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
Well atleast.... Yeah I don't know so much for a comforting comment
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Comments (103)
dawood_k 27
I'm awfully concerned that somebody entered from behind you. Poor choice of words... Hope it wasn't painful and messy
Attacksloth 33
I don't usually condom this type of comment, but this time I won't be anal - that was cheeky.
Georgia0p 17
Should've asked the window cleaner to help you out.
Nimmrodel 11
Always check, no matter how desperate you are always check to make sure there is an adequate amount of toilet paper.
teotsi 28
So the somebody entered in you?
SophieEM 4
Why don't you just reach through to the other stall to get some, or at least pull you pants up anyway when going to another stall?
Verity101 10
Ah well, if you've got it flaunt it, amirite? But in all seriousness OP, we've all been there, right?
EpicDocHoliday 14
This is why I always have a small pack of tissues in my pocket.
Crazynocatlady 22
Got caught doing the "no pants dance" huh?
Wizardo 33
Looks like *puts on sunglasses* A full moon tonight. p.s. It's probably starting to wax and has a brown tinge to it for some reason.
VitalDistance 14
*Insert CSI:Miami theme song here*
AUShano 15
I can't imagine you'll ever be able to make eye contact with either of them in the future... Ouch