Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
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zoffix 0
Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)
wyld3fyr3 3
yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives
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Comments (71)
YDI_King 0
cussing doesn't make you seem smarter. YDI
clockworklolita 3
If it's any consolation, most of them probably know the word anyway.
alex1432 9
bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Babblez 0
Lol don't be so harsh on the poor girl, she didn't say it made her feel smarter, it probably made her feel stupid, hence posting it as an fml. It was an honest mistake and I'm sure most of us have done much worse. And being in Australia, well, half our infant population have dropped a few f bombs before the age of 3, well....the ones I've seen down the street do it anyways. Most kids parents swear around them so much its stupid, one person swearing in front of the school would've affected the grown ups more than the kids, they probably just giggled and thought it was naughty xD
headphone84 0
yeah I agree those children are not only going to learn it, but also do it sooner and later. so don't worry
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
What "F***" word? Fork? File? Fill? Foul?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Flip? Fawn? Fled?
Einthe 0
Flee? Five? Feet? Fool? Foal?
coolster5000 22
It's ****
Morphs 0
Learn to control your temper... you set a bad example for the kids..
blastvortex 4
That's a great handle you have on keeping your rage capped, OP. I'm surprised you even posted this. Good luck getting sympathy since that's the one thing you don't deserve. YDI.
wongcf90 0
HAHAHAH! it happens, all the time. how did this **** with your life?
tonyoffice12 0
now heres a genuine story lol