Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
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zoffix 0
Bah, those children will learn that word sooner or later anyway. This FML is a funny one unlike virtually every other one. FYL and I hope you won't get any lawsuits from kids' parents :)
wyld3fyr3 3
yes, because a word can totally **** up peoples lives
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Comments (71)
st4rbucksisevil 0
How do FMLs like this get past the mods?
bro13 0
you used the word whilst. f your life
n3554 0
I was taught that if you are singing with a group of people, and you forget the words, it's best to just mouth the word "watermelon". By yourself though, it won't work you'll just end up looking dumb.
XaosZaleski 0
@15 No, swearing doesn't make you seem smarter. However...if people would use these words as tools of the language that we're speaking it wouldn't be as bad. I agree that continous swearing and nonsense makes you seem like an idiot, but, you CAN use those words for emphasis and helping the idea you're trying to convey.
whoomps 0
"whilst" haha I always use that word
scateice 0
They probably knew the word anyway, lol
Erindub 0
Oh please half those kids were high and the other half not even listening. No worries!
dirge75 0
High? In primary school? Primary school is grades 1 to 6.
spendmoneyon420 0
this is why I hate old people so much they make such assumptios close minded comments that they should keep to them selfs really just Shut you F****** mouth
MyLifeSucks_You 8
It was "Girlfriend" by Avril L. (Sorry can't spell her name) wasn't it?
guy_on_the_couch 0
That is a WIN! I love it when people say profane stuff in front of a big group of people lol