Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML
Intoxicunt tells us more.
I did NOT go back to get them! God, can you people NOT read? Read ALL of the other comments where I explain what happened. I'll repeat it. I did not go back for them. Again, I did not go back for them. How many times do I have to ******* say it!?!?
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perdix 31
Why didn't you just tube right back up the river, like a salmon? That would have been some great exercise and easier on your poor, delicate, bare feet.
xesyeso 0
well atleast your shoes didnt get dirty! :D
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Comments (71)
kcooldude550 0
how the **** could you possibly forget shoes? dident it occur to you that every time you took a step it hurt? ydi
wangchung202 0
missrachie is hot
raisonbread 0
ohh chick fight
djbrooke12345 0
wow. you're a woos!
ceejster 0
intoxicunt = giant, fat, ugly, bitch
coribabybaby 0
Why didn't you go back and get them??
v_garcia3 0
**does
XZero_fml 0
intoxicunt! you're awesome! too bad about the flip flops though. :/
domingo6220 0
Your lucky you ended up with a mess and not a burnt down house and trip to A&E
lunargh 7
I had to go wiki tubing - you guys do have fun in the States, don't you? Hope you managed to get away without splinters, I got one in the sole of my foot once and I couldn't get it out, I was limping for ages :