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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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Sesshomydi 0

This is more like an MLIA.

OMGlaraFAILS 0

honestly this should be on MLIA, not an FML.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Lol one time my grandma called my grandpa's cell phone to ask him if he had brought the phone with him.

lllo45 0

my dad did that once..the guy who he was talking to said "YOU IDIOT YOU ARE TALKING ON IT!!"

charlie7_14 0

jesus people, go easy on the OP. Maybe they let it through because it is funny. Lots of FML on here are funny and there are ones that are dumber then this one. Pull the sticks out of your asses and just laugh at it.

bobby222 0

YDI for being a woman.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

I said what what in the butt? You wanna do it in the butt!? Let's do it in the Butt...oh-kay. ;o 

charlie7_14 0

FMyLife's comments policy "Don't post any comments...on whether the FML deserves to be on the website. Don't ruin the website for the other users."

waterynuggets 0

It should be "Don't approve any FML's that aren't FML's and don't approve shit that's from other sites like Bash or MLIA." But LOLZ

waterynuggets 0

I got modded ROFL chyesss bitch!

waterynuggets 0

Also, that link didn't work. FYL.

wroteyouoff 0

Sounds like the classic case of space.

Nicole_Narcotic 0

I've done this beforeee. And for the people calling her an idiot, have you ever started looking for your sunglasses when they were on your head the whole time or looking for your keys when you had them in your hands????? Everyone has moments where their brains look over the most obvious things so shut the **** up :].