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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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I saw Wanda Sykes talking about the very same thing. Only, her friend said, "You want to call me back?"

thelonelylurker 0

Thank God you're pretty, huh? If you're not, FYL.

Hahaha that's awesome, been there.

guitargirlae 0

My mom did this before! I was like.."Come on mom, really? You're talking to me!!"

haha thats happened to me lots of time. no big deal, just laugh it off.

alwaysalady 0

Hahaha! I love it when that happens. One time, I has this soda, and it was the last one, and I couldn't find it all of a sudden. I started yelling at my husband, and he said "It's in your hand" It was

DuxHuntin 0

It's people like this that are the reason this country is going loopy cause you know this idiot is gonna reproduce and make matters worse! I'm willing to bet this dumbass voted for obama also. There is a reason some animals eat there young!

foryoublue94 0

it happens to everyone. There's a difference between scatterbrained and stupid. Also, nice job using the correct "their" when calling someone else an idiot. >.>

#120, carefully re-read your comment before you call someone else an idiot. Thank you. OP, don't feel too bad. Everyone makes simple mistakes. :] At least you got a cute story out of yours.

plexico, you make me smile

foryoublue94 0

Happens to me all the time. I'm on the phone and then I want to see what time it is and I'm like "wheres my phone? .......oh wait." And you usually don't realize it until AFTER you've said something about it. XD

oh sweetie...that's..........sad.................