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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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xokayyox115 0

unfortunately i've been there done that, a few times

Did that today with a guitar pick. I was recording, and I went to go get something. When I came back, I looked all over for my pick. I got really frustrated because this was like the 5th time this week that Ive lost my pick. Then I realize that the pick was in my mouth the whole time.

lol oh wow i did that before don't feel bad... it was quiet funny i was like **** all mad and stuff freaking out my friend goes "why you freaking out" i say "i can't find my phone" there like laughing i didn't relize why then they went along with it "did you look everywhere call it with another phone" i say "ok hold on" then i walk over to my older sister ask to use her call phone she goes "aren't you on it" i hear on the line my friend laughing there ass off like just like "wow you seriously didn't relize you were on phone" yeah yours wasn't as bad haha

Lmfaoo, omg, I know how that is :D

stephsteph13 0

one phrase: mylifeisaverage.com

Been there, done that.

wingedshoes7 0

Something similar happened to my parents when they were in Disney World before I was born. They were on the bus to go back to the hotel when they realized that they couldn't find my sister. They searched everywhere on the bus when finally my dad discovered he was holding her. :/

l33tm0nk3y 0

Lol, happens to the best of us. I don't know how many times I've noticed the lack of my phone in my pocket and freaked out for a second before remembering "duh, I'm using it right now." And one time I spent 5 minutes searching frantically for my iPod...while I was listening to it the whole time >.

You are a ******' moron.

Jaimerz23 0

haha I've done this a few times!! Blond moments! We all have them!