Kids: Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because... - FML

By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

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skippy2913 7

Monday 16 July 2012 2:36

A** whipping time

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 16 July 2012 2:35

Kids these days...

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NellyFC35 19

Friday 19 October 2012 8:04

Man that's petty

kalynnepointer 7

Friday 28 December 2012 19:47

Try something similar to the scared straight program. Instead of jail for however long the cops do it, do cod for a few days.

tewa21 12

Saturday 4 May 2013 22:21

Adoption time!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:01

Well you are his father it may seem reasonable

fuggotmuggot 14

Friday 18 July 2014 5:58

Thats why you gotta lie to the kid and say that you will buy him it next time.

zoratheexplora 18

Monday 22 December 2014 19:18

We have the same name!

thatcoolguy123 14

Monday 16 February 2015 1:01

This is why I'm never having kids.

BatmanBeast17 11

Wednesday 15 April 2015 8:00

I would whoop his ass

Sportey 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 3:21

He probably wanted GTA

NickACD 27

Sunday 14 June 2015 21:47

Well then, here's a thought no birthday party or Christmas gifts for him this year. Teach him to respect you.

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