Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
Today, I put my “I love NY” t-shirt on inside out by accident. When I went to a coffee shop, the barista asked, “What’s with the weird NY shirt?” I replied, “I don’t know, it’s just my thing.” FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
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VegasMade702 0
LoL....awesome....you know you're still gonna wear it anyway.... :)
Jsweeney 0
hahahahahahahahahhaha oh well. It actually sounds like a good t-shirt idea. It says to everyone you see that their life sucks.
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Comments (214)
zackkmann21 0
hahahaha! loser. I didn't know there was a fml store!!
tylr6024 0
ya seems like a fail that worked out good. it is pretty creative
hbbs93 6
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest FML I have read. LMAO!
SamIAm15 6
Well look on the bright side, now you can put this on your shirt, in case you didn't have anything ^_^ lol
thaaatgirl 4
Hey that's cool
Lady_Bee_fml 13
That's hilarious XD
iBiteRoses 22
And then a guy on the bus laughed at you and said "You totally deserved it." (Did anyone else see that one?)
Nwthatzfunny 9
stupid
Pygmy 6
Well that's kinda good! U can make up ur own!!
sissors1234 4
Make it say "when I bought this tee shirt I left put ur txt here,FML"