Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
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Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML
Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML
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linopz224 0
man I hate parents like that
intheboot 0
Some kids need to be beaten. Parents too.
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Comments (142)
mrahhhhh 21
"punch kid while he dries his mouth" Oops... sorry kid my hand slipped and I didn't see you... For the next time this happens to someone.
Sway619 0
I wouldve beat the shit outta the kid and the mom..... Then thrown up on both of them!
MichaelGood 0
I would beat the shut out of u for hitting a kid and a woman. use words n make a scene maybe but NEVER beat up a woman or a kid. it's not right.
LifeSucksbtw 0
neither is beating up anyone dumbass goodies
lacrossekid 0
sway was obviously abused as a child !!!
EmperorPsycho 0
o racist
ilaleahcim 6
Goodies you are such a loser! Shutup!
SeaChicken 0
I dont care of its ok to do or not, i'd bitchslap the mom. Kid is not the one to blame, mommy doesnt know how to raise children.
MichaelGood 0
life sucks go trololololol on ur way. a guy bs guy fight isn't good but sometimes must happen. I know it's not good, a friend of mine died three weeks ago on a Sunday in a bar fight. but when a man hits a woman he needs his ass kicked
5t3ff1k4h 47
99 - Okay, now you're just being a troll. You're commenting with the intent to piss off or one up people. Troll elsewhere, please.
pinkp909 8
Eewie..
haha1494 0
u should have wiped it on his face then in his hair...look at the mom and say "o am I doing something wrong?
domosumo 0
The cow has the kid trained quite well. Ordinarily, they'll either throw up on themselves, the floor, or the parent. She didn't have to clean anything up this time because it was on you. FYL for being the kid's sick bag. I hope she's paying for your dry-cleaning bill & your interview was rescheduled.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Public transportation = booooo. Riding bikes = yaaaaayy.
YayaInLalaLand 0
Tsk tsk. Parents these days.
Lemycakes 4
ummm aoife?? o.0 my bad if you aren't her but you look exactly like one of my freinds who moved..
kai_li 8
That is why I avoid public transportation. If I can't drive myself then I pay for a taxi for important job interviews. For those of you thinking that it is too exy, I must point out that buses are rarely ever on time, even when you catch the "early" bus. That said, this fits my theory that upon breeding, "breeders" drop IQ points...
ohSNAPyall 27
Not all cities have widely available taxi services. I live in a big city, but you can't exactly flag em down here.
5t3ff1k4h 47
27 - That's not true. 90% of the time during the winter, the buses around here are on time. How do I know this? I take them every day. In the summertime, that percentage only increases. The past month I've only been late once, and that was due to heavy snow. Anyway, not all of us can afford a taxi every day like you can. So, now what? What do we do?
kai_li 8
I didn't say I could afford a taxi everyday - I said for "important job interviews". If you don't want to screw up an opportunity then you eliminate as many problem factors as you can. I also live in the city and used to take public transpo everyday (buses, trains and citycats) and I can tell you where I live they are always late - and also so full during peak times that many of them can't even stop to let others on.
5t3ff1k4h 47
What if they still can't afford a taxi for an interview? Some people can't ... it's a fact of life. They're scraping the bottom of the barrel for money just to feed themselves.
angel55033 12
and than get up and shake off the puke on her and punch the kid, ewww gross
Midgey93 0
Omg.. That is horrible.. I would've went mad at the mom right there.. She shouldn't have a kid if she doesn't really give a shite about him..