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By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 14:08 - Canada - Fort Frances

Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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Happy place

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:36 - Poland

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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By 221bcompanion - 18/01/2016 05:18 - United States - Massillon

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

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By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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shortwiz247 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:32

I could tell you to get off your fat ass and do something other then play sims, but then I'd be a hypocrite.

cadillac_blues 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

i find myself in that situation a few too many times....can't wait for the Sims 3!!!!!

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love_zac2000 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:19

I have that problem too. lol

Zomlette 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:25

I am hopelessly addicted to TS2. But I make people I know and dislike in real life, and torment them endlessly. It is good for my soul.

blondiepants_ 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:31

I LOVE THIS GAME

Figureskater_15 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:35

lvoe sims. there is a 3rd one comign out!?!?

TKT17 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:36

Oh dude. I do that all the time.

victory25 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:40

I know how you feel. I can't wait until Sims3 comes out June 2nd. Then we will be stuck in a perpetual vortex of loneliness for the next 2 years........sigh.

AgentNay 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:46

Sounds like me, ahaha.

eeniemeenieminey 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:49

ha the sims is the biggest waste of time ever ever ever. but it is kinda addicting...

pick3l51 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:50

can't wait for Sims 3 hahah =P

Blue33_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:06

Oh I love that game, even though it can get boring after a while. Addicting as hell though.

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Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML

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