Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML
Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for "anti-social behavior." FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, I had to endure a long face-to-face conversation with a coworker who had fierce BO. He had his fingers interlaced around the back of his head the whole time. FML
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lakerfan8224 17
it ain't easy bein cheezy :)
Charlottey 1
Today I was trying to have lunch when my young stupid co worker came in. I mean, i was just trying to eat my lunch? I have breathing problems, and he starts to think I'm aroused by him.. he wishes! Then he rushes out the room because apparently I smell but I actually shower every day and it was just my cheese sandwich. Then he posted about me on FML. FML!
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Comments (71)
lizzyrulesyew 0
YDI!!! u shoulda just held your breath
crazycry 0
how awful for you! you have to share the planet with other people! gosh i just don't know how you manage. you poor thing. good grief. i mean, if he threw up on you or punched you in the face or something ok. but sharing the same room? get over yourself.
DanielleTheOne 3
Say what you like, but being stuck with someone who smells bad is just awful.
crazycry 0
a) OP wasn't "stuck" in the room. it wasn't an elevator. it was a break room. 2) sure it sucks but is that really fml bad? that's like "that sucked, move on" bad. and i mean come on, the guy probably has all sorts of health problems and this person is complaining about being in a room with him cuz he breaths loud and smells. boo hoo
folgy 10
well actully anyone can write what they like on FML thats what the site is for you dont like it dont read it and if you just ate your lunch and someone walked in who smelt ******* horrid and yoy almost vomit at how bad they smell are you saying you would not be pissed they cant take one second to use deodirent or somthing ?
crazycry 0
i just think that if that's the worst thing that happens to you all day, then that's not such a bad day. and that the guy OP is talking about probably has it a lot worse. just my opinion. kinda surprised my original comment got moderated. i've seen people on here say way worse things about posters. whatever.
palltaru 0
lmao
dusty209 0
how do u know what cheezy sweety molding feet smell like??!
ziphii 6
I know, right? I can't believe they let old, fat people just go where everyone else is. Eww!
imgayforrwj 0
FYL! Poor hygiene makes me sad.
jamey618 0
poor poor stinky man
Mortanious 0
He's fat and old, and you expect him to breathe right? Heavy breathing doesn't mean perverted, it means he is ******* fat and doesn't breathe properly because of his fat constricting every vessel in his body. You're just self-centered and ignorant, YDI. You're like every stereotype bimbo, just using terms that you have no idea what they mean. You call him a creeper too right?
Rainbow35 6
It's not OP's fault that the guy smelled so bad that they couldn't tolerate it...
Mortanious 0
My comment has nothing to do with the smell. The issue here is his heavy breathing, the guy is going to keel over from Morbid Obesity; and all the OP can think off is perversion and the guy jizzing in her ear. The pervert in this is OP, running scenarios in her head that don't exist.
ShttyKitty 1
How is she self centered and ignorant? Yea, he's fat, and he breaths gross and smells putrid. Which you didn't even deny, you actually said he's "******* fat". Also, fat people and perverted people both breathe heavy. She was describing his breathing, idiot. Not calling him perverted. And you come up calling 'her' ignorant, and then you call 'her' a stupid bimbo in the same paragraph. A GUY WROTE THIS FML. Seriously, you're the real idiot here.
TaTaTanyaHo 5
What kind of **** smells like cat food and trash?
ShttyKitty 1
Yours? c:
InnocentLies 0
eek ! just wave & move away, fast..