Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML
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Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML
Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML
Today, I tried to take a photo of the guy next to me on the bus because he looked like one of the actors in Harry Potter. My flash went off, and the picture was so close-up it looked like I was documenting his acne. He glared at me for the rest of the ride, which was short because I got off at the next stop, nowhere near my destination. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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Top comments
Aspen_Grace33 27
I'm sure I'm going to be attacked by Miley fans, but Jimi and Miley aren't even in the same category!!! Maybe you shouldn't have restrained yourself!!!
Arathis 19
I don't see Jimmy Hendrix twerking, or licking hammers naked.
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Comments (129)
Kiki242 19
How in the devil?! That's like saying one direction is the new Beatles.
AmazingFinger88 11
aren't they?
mu89 4
I really don't see the difference. The music might've been different but at the core they're both boy bands with a strew of followers. I really don't like the Beatles either though.
slytherbitch 15
I hate when people freak out about the comparison of The Beatles to 1D. Sugary pop boy bands, with thousands if not millions of screaming, swooning teenage girls. People get so defensive about it lol.
triplebeerox 27
52 I'm sorry but the Beatles weren't just another boy band. They changed music. Have you ever listened to their stuff? The instruments they would use, the way they would record their music, etc. was groundbreaking. I think I would put One Direction on the same level as the Monkees or something.
PegLegRacing 34
There wasn't much special about The Beatles other the than the fact they got there first. Their music isn't technically difficult, their musicians weren't especially good, and the vast majority of their music was the equivalent of The Backstreet Boys with a few notable exceptions. There are plenty of other bands out there that have substantially better everything, but none of them can turn back the clocks to be first.
PegLegRacing 34
And to be clear I enjoy The Beatles, I have all of their albums. I just don't give them a ton of undue credit.
JRT98 12
Well... don't be scared, anybody would take action against someone that incredibly stupid.
Kiki242 19
That's beyond stupidity. I cannot see how they are in ANY way related besides being musicians.
sayyestothedress 24
Well if you think musicians are people that lick hammers, swing on wrecking balls naked and twerk than Miley is a musician
Loaded_Dubz 9
Honestly you should have gone for it.. That was an insult to Jimi Hendrix
LostInTheZone11 29
I would have attacked him full force. Saying Jimmy Hendrix is like Miley Cyrus is music blaspheme.
Fuhkyoo 17
dont worry, one day he'll get off the bus and get hit by some crosstoown traffiiic
chinaski7628 32
Maybe he better wait until tomorrow when he's stone free.
drayloon 50
it would have been completely justified
Bragi 12
I think everyone over 30 has your back on this. Also, pacifism is for herbivores.
OhFuck_WHYME 8
how dare he! jimi is on, always has been, and always be on a WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL.
CallMeBatman 15
Thats a joke, right?
RedPillSucks 33
You should have pacified him with your fist.