Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
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Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
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blueblu97 16
It just seems as if every time I hear the word dentist, blood is not far behind
MrConcise 35
"Yeah, the dismembered finger really adds to the atmosphere." *CHOMP*
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Comments (48)
martin8337 36
Meth mouth?
dodzin 9
I am a physician myself, and have to deal with various "views". No comments like she did ever. Your doc is not ethical neither professional. Change a doc if you can. She would be asked to review her ethics in our practice, or she would be pointed to the doors.
allplayedout 20
*sits down with errant child* Son, I think it's past time you and I had a serious conversation about the birds and the bees. You're nearly a man now, so you need to know...periods don't come from the mouth.
omgwhatisthis 6
Its cause you don't floss, as dentists always say
worldclassrager 41
I had comments about being able to drive a truck through some of my gaps...don't take it personally
vikky538 29
your dentist must be watching a lot of crime TV shows...
chicz 6
AaaahahhhhhhhAaahaha
daughternature 7
I'm more worried about your teeth than the doctors comment on your teeth.
StanSmith2013 26
Does anyone else usually look work on your teeth? Is this the first time you have used this orthodontist?
chazzywazzy654 22
YDI for not taking care of your Oral Hygiene, F the orthodontists Life for having to examine your filthy mouth.