Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
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Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I tried to quietly leave a public toilet at work without anyone noticing how long I'd been in there. The automatic hand dryer turned on as I walked past, making me jump so hard, I walked straight into the door. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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Top comments
TrentJ 12
I can understand walking into a glass door, but if you were walking towards a mirror, wouldn't you see your own reflection and decide, "hey, maybe I SHOULDNT walk into myself."
Pinkgal123 24
I suppose after reflecting about this incident, OP now knows to be more careful around mirrors. I'll show myself out.
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Comments (22)
fishinpink 20
don't feel bad #10 I may have done this one before too...oh yeah I am definitely blonde...gash I am not making myself look very good here with all these comments I've made but as sad as it seems its soooooo true. (i also stand by my opinion that NORTH is most certainly UP. if the sun RISES in the East and then SETS -goes DOWN- in the west, and at HIGH noon it is most definitely straight UP ABOVE me, then why the hell would North NOT be UP?!) but yes geographically it is somewhere straight ahead but still, my logical reasoning says up. period.
Iambadatthis 10
I remember I was visiting family in nyc and my aunt had this clear ass glass door me and my cousin where playing tag, I smacked into the door glass shattered a piece of glass got in my shoulder I was screaming like I was dying while my cousin was laughing like a maniac.
TheGamerXYZ 19
I had to read this twice, I thought OP used a bathroom on the stage.
Procryon 10
Whose bright idea was it to put an excess of mirrors in a washroom?
Vicki7413 4
i did it at davids bridal trying on hoco dresses. there was 3 sets of brides maids/maids of honor (forgive me if that isnt correct. im 17 and have never been to a wedding so im not quite sure if thats the correct terminology)