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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

That's a weird fetish...

hellokat1 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Did she eat it afterwards?

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lmaoatall 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:21

she's got the Midas touch but she touched it too much hey goldmember hey goldmember

dom2ma 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:34

that's so creepy

Stevefett 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:56

Did she eat it?

Smoke954 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:03

phsyco or just on meds

FarSide 22

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:00

"Psycho" and NOT on her meds...

BitchynessIsGod 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:03

without a doubt she had some kind of mental illnes...

broomhildo 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:01

Why on earth would someone get the urge to peel someone's crusty skin....

LittleAlyce 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:14

ew ahaha. that is so weird !!

AliJayne19 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:26

that's disgusting! Who knows what was on her hands!

thinknomore 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:46

hshhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahjahahaa rape

rainbowprincesss 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:12

that's really creepy

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