Health: Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my...

By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:53

That's a weird fetish...

hellokat1 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:54

Did she eat it afterwards?

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simonisnotacat 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:36

how dare you ask her to stop? she was doing you a favor!! you monster...

Casrein 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:40

that sounds so hot....

prelim_champ 10

Friday 22 July 2011 3:03

O.o......

karla_pcaleron 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:11

LOL!

nintendoOnerdOo 3

Friday 22 July 2011 3:17

that's strange at all O_o

wo11kla 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:53

that's disgusting

hallegrl 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:05

hahah funniest thing I think I've ever read :D

staunchpoo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 9:25

I think that's hilarious

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Friday 22 July 2011 9:53

what a ******* creep that blows

valdancer99 0

Friday 22 July 2011 17:28

Thats so weird. *shudders*

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