Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I took my date ice skating, even though I’m terrible at it. I always knew I had shit balance, but I practically spent the entire time clinging to the wall, while she glided gracefully around me like an Olympic skater. At one point, she laughed and said, "You’re graceful like a cat… slipping across a frozen patio!" FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
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Top comments
Dracoboxer357 36
Yeah....attempted risky move on unsuspecting loved one with no prior practice before hand. Brilliant. :p
Nordrag 26
On the bright side. At least they got ice on the injury right away.
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Comments (86)
CandyApple88 13
Sheer brilliance. she's lucky she didn't knock out her teeth. but then again... OP might have wanted that... and a flat top of head....
aimzskee 30
Smooth moves.
randombaxer1 11
Life lessons: Movies (Especially Hollywood) NEVER equal real life.
feitan98 13
Yeah. She should have been the one posting this. You're not the one that hit your head because someone else was trying to show off.
Dragoness11 21
Nobody has ever fallen "gently"
I'madumbass 19
Between this and what I am experiencing in life right now, I can just say: Hollywood lies about how romance works much And all those scenes where something is perfect (first kisses that are really advanced, R-rated things (if ya know what I mean )) are not that perfect in real life. I have no problem betting money that those scenes were rehearsed at least 10 times.