Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I took my date ice skating, even though I’m terrible at it. I always knew I had shit balance, but I practically spent the entire time clinging to the wall, while she glided gracefully around me like an Olympic skater. At one point, she laughed and said, "You’re graceful like a cat… slipping across a frozen patio!" FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
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Top comments
Dracoboxer357 36
Yeah....attempted risky move on unsuspecting loved one with no prior practice before hand. Brilliant. :p
Nordrag 26
On the bright side. At least they got ice on the injury right away.
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Comments (86)
jaybone87 8
Leave it to the pros son
Marie314 17
I would still think it was adorable if you told me afterwards what you were trying to do
Sweetpea22 14
You think trying to copy things done in movies is adorable? I think it's tacky and unoriginal.
MzZombicidal 36
I would have found it adorable if I was warned beforehand and could decide for myself whether I wanted to be involved in tricks on ice or not.
Marie314 17
The idea that they're trying to do something cute is, whether it's original or not haha
Sweetpea22 14
Being original is the cutest thing a guy can do because they actually created it. Copying something shows they were too lazy to think of something original
doodlecloud 27
I'm not really sure what's cute about this anyway. If I was actually falling and a guy caught me I'd be relieved, grateful, maybe a bit shaken up...I don't think I'd be thinking 'oh you're so adorable!' Plus if she's good enough that she wasn't falling over without him 'helping' it would just be annoying that he 'helped' even if he did catch her. If she's a lot better than him it could even be patronising
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Ever thought of doing that other thing they do in movies, that is holding hands and sharing a laugh while skating? Total YDI.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Not only was that a bonehead move, you don't even see it much in movies. I think that's because it's a bonehead move.
Gangsterrface 10
You probably shouldn't attempt everything you see in the movies x)
worldclassrager 41
Well we can for sure tell now she fell for you...
tompou6 19
Don't you know that, that stuff only works in the movies
Cuteroxx 17
Did your gf got hurt? I hope nt..i always wanted a bf who would do the same thing that u did...
karma_bitch1223 10
thats cold
Ziggy122 15
What, skating and holding hands isn't romantic enough for you?