Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I took my date ice skating, even though I’m terrible at it. I always knew I had shit balance, but I practically spent the entire time clinging to the wall, while she glided gracefully around me like an Olympic skater. At one point, she laughed and said, "You’re graceful like a cat… slipping across a frozen patio!" FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
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Top comments
Dracoboxer357 36
Yeah....attempted risky move on unsuspecting loved one with no prior practice before hand. Brilliant. :p
Nordrag 26
On the bright side. At least they got ice on the injury right away.
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Comments (86)
AprylAnn 23
Buy her some nice flowers, you are gonna be making this up to her for a long long time...
Melwh89 1
Well look at the bright side at least you don't have to go crazy looking for ice..
glitterkuro 18
I really really hope you told her what you were going to do beforehand. If not, you really deserved it.
Thunderstruck14 30
I understand some people like their partner to be romantic and cheesy, but couldn't you write her a song or a poem or something? Maybe make her wear gloves before showing her the poem so she won't get a paper cut when she reads it.
mstoffel 13
At least your girlfriend will go skating with you. I begged mine for months to go with me and she went with another guy.
143amandaott 10
I think that was stupid on ur part!
Zeus1070 17
Nice moves, Romeo.
Blahblah9921 4
you dont try things in movies unless you know how to do them ._.
handyone01 6
If she did not dump you she's a 'keeper'.
AgentPlatypus73 8
You deserved it. Your girlfriend didn't.