Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me...

By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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beerab 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

That's just MEAN on your part.

mardigrasqueen 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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jaeda_nicole 0

Friday 16 March 2012 3:11

You deserved it you freaking asshole!

Sootie247 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:14

if i was that homeless person i would of done a hell alot more!

BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:15

I'm pretty sure it was funny.

nicopo_fml 11

Sunday 8 April 2012 3:25

Asshole.

gibbyguppy 0

Monday 9 April 2012 14:07

Hey look someone less fortunate then me. *gets on high horse* *pulls out IPhone* fuvk you poor person. You fail in life

bobbyn25 3

Friday 13 April 2012 3:01

You are an asshole. That's just wrong of you in so many ways. Hopefully he gave you lead poisoning.

Javolin 0

Friday 13 April 2012 10:28

Yeah dude, that's f**ked up

AliceInMe 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:28

Your an ass. I hope many more homeless people stab you with pencils.

Millieoc11 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 11:41

That was really horrible , what you did to him.

Makadog 0

Monday 30 April 2012 8:10

The hells wrong wit you!

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