Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, I was home from college and went to eat at a local mexican place. The manager started yelling at me about an unpaid tab. Apparently, my dad likes to drink there and skipped on his tab. Again. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
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Top comments
bluetiger105 0
Sounds like a good time to quit.
Dexasaurus 0
Yeah... that's called being a selfish, inconsiderate, ignorant bitch. I would let that fly under my nose. I'd ******* hunt you down.
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Comments (195)
margiemayhem 2
and now you've learned why most of us take a credit card to start a tab.
Plumeriaprincess 2
Duh! When you carry your own bank, then yeah, you have to turn in all monies due! Wth?
JTthePurpleNinja 5
can he even do that ? what a prick anyway ! not like it's your fault
Livinia 11
Now that's just ridiculous. Your boss should pay for it himself if he's going to be a jerk.
mchakkiwala 0
Selena Gomez??
pulse18 2
wait.. did you say it won't be the first time?
LaurenSt 18
That can't be legal
NaggerHagger 6
At least you're aware of it for next time, and will have a better chance of preventing it?
chosha_fml 27
It obviously WAS the first time...
geeksaresexy 18
First time it's happened to OP but not the first time it's happened..
OsirisFaction_fml 5
lol he can't make you pay it. Ur retarded for agreeing to.
Late_night83 25
well dont suck next time an make sure to get a credit card on tabs!!