Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML
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Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. I'd set an alarm but forgot to turn my car off, having switched the AC on due to the blistering heat. The cool air lulled me to sleep. When I woke up, my boss was knocking on my window. Apparently, I'd knocked the car into neutral and it had rolled into his parking spot. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML
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nautical 0
Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?
lizamaphone 6
......thus heating up.
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YeTi_MaNN 0
Was it a Dell? If it was, you are lucky that it didn't explode in your lap.
XxDonttrustmexX 0
:o My Laptop gets really hot too .! And When I dont have a desk to put it on , I put it on my lap. And i get burrnt bad 2.
Xenmas021 3
How does ANYONE deserve first degree burns for having a laptop on?
bibobobonnor 8
#139 first degree burns do hurt any kind do why don't you go and burn yourself see how it feels
kulia808 0
same thing happened to my sister, but on her hand. both of you are a dumbass!!!!
88sforlife 0
You Cant Feel Your Leg Starting To Burn
Lauren10102 3
first degree burn? that is like sun burn, get over it!!
ElphabaLives 4
I want to know why everyone thinks that deciding to have a nap with a laptop is bed when really shouldn't it be having a nap while the laptop is /on/?
ryantb12345678 0
shoulda got a mac
angel55033 12
laptops if left in a bed can burn a house down too it's happened several times they get super hot. sucks you didn't wake while you were frying though