Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my 70 T-shirts, all of my tank tops, and all but one of my sweaters. I'm not getting them back because they're burning in a bonfire in the backyard. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML
Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Chazzster 32
OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.
chris_lillo 15
While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.
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Comments (38)
KittyMack 13
Please give more of this story OP! Unless this was punishment for you secretly hoing or something, he must be a giant asshole. Destroying your things, many of which likely had sentimental value. Burning them with no regard for neighbors who may have asthma, or broke members of the community who could have used the free clothes. Making big decisions without consulting his supposed life partner. What on Earth is wrong with this guy?!
DanielleinDC 34
I don't have all the context here, but I do know that destroying a partner's clothing and makeup is a common abusive tactic meant to keep the victim at home. You definitely need to get out of there if he's destroying your stuff like this.
blightsight 10
You probably shouldn't have cheated on him.
JudgeComrade 17
Way to break gender stereotypes.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I have only one question - WHY?
sherbear86 21
Who has that many shirts! I don’t even have 5 t-shirts!
Hangryko 32
I hope you called the cops and left him.