Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cooking dinner when my smoke alarm started beeping. I opened the windows, turned on the fan, and checked everything twice. I then realized the noise wasn't the smoke alarm. It was my oven timer. I'd been cooking completely normally and panicking for no reason. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML
Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML
Today, I was making dinner when my smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and waved a towel underneath it. After ten minutes, I realized the alarm wasn't reacting to the food. Its battery was dying. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML
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Top comments
rocker_chick105 31
OP's friend: THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF! OP: Oh, dinners done!
juanaranda1015 4
Maybe someone in your family should take cooking classes? Doesn't hurt to try. Better luck next time OP.
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Comments (51)
frokeyman92 9
Damn woodchucks
flockz 20
i like my bacon crispy. nothing else matters.
Robro54 6
That's when you know it's time to order delivery.
Robro54 6
Either that, or it's time to bust out the milk and cereal!
poprocksss73 7
Unless you're anything like Homer and can manage to set that on fire too..
iseyixes 18
You might need a new kitchen timer.
mrpyramids 8
look at the positive side of things for example think of it that way that your cooking skill are so great that the fire alarm cheers for you
WCARlover 35
Well if you were helping her cool, you could've prevented it as well
WCARlover 35
Cook*
Pelreskovich 11
Better than yelling for the whole family to come and eat, you'd hate to get a sore throat from too much screaming, however your lungs can take a little smoke from the burning food, right?
CuteDumBlonde64 11
KIDS, LUNCH IS READY! :)
zombiegold 23
*DINNER
krystal6304 0
Lmao that's when dinner is ready at our house too!
rattusrattus 19
You have Baked Alaska for dinner every night?