Money: Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy....

By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

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Generous

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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Weirded out

By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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No good deed…

By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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BluPenguin 3

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:32

you jacked a homeless guy's wallet???

bodoquito89 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:20

how ungrateful :-(

Comments

ppl2ppl 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:32

Guess that will teach you to never buy a hobo coffee :P if I was a hobo and was given a cup of free coffee I would be really grateful, if you had done that for me as a hobo I would not take advantage of you like that ^_^

ppl2ppl 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:34

Hey #15!!! Paper Mario for GameCube much? :D I use to love that haha I approve.

thewilsonator 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:43

His?

AgentBubl07 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:21

Oh. I get it, the homeless guy got his wallet stolen!

guyfawke 5

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:03

the homeless guys?

Alex297 5

Wednesday 7 November 2012 5:38

You still had money after buying from starbucks?

paintedchocolate 30

Friday 15 February 2013 16:44

But why did you steal the hobo's wallet???

Cass_x 22

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:10

Hmm.. yours? Just a guess, I'm not quite sure..

Kkkdawg 27

Saturday 28 September 2013 2:08

I never understood how people don't realize when something is being taken from their pocket/ bag/purse. If anyone so much as even brushes up against me, I notice and am on guard. I also keep my purse closed and hugged tightly to my body when I'm in an open area with tons of people, for this exact reason.