Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
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Orgazm0 0
You never know things might go well and she might say "sure". :P
Lonely_Lez 0
Gmail! There's an undo function now. :D
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cramazing 0
124th comment
nicholleexo0 0
hahaha
epccsplayer 0
YDI because you should be happy that you might actually have a shot with said teacher.
Holy_Heysoos 0
So, it's not like "I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you" actually sounds dirty. . .
thereitgo 1
lol. sorry i do agree with everyone saying its old and lame, but i'm not elitist. i have to admit i lol'd.
FuckUpXNote 0
Some thongs!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Rofl, what a typo! I have to wonder: if the teacher was old and decrepit, would that make this more or less FML-tastic?
BoyMac 0
I had a teacher like that... early 20's and had a rockin hot bod! I know what you are going through but wait for a reply before acting
Violet_Grace 0
I did something like that. I was trying to type that I was a very busy girl, and my hand slipped and I typed... "I am a very busty girl" to my pastor. Not exaclty fml material for me, but it was embarrassing.
Lucky19 0
They're right next to each other on the keyboard, I'm sure she'll understand.