Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
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Orgazm0 0
You never know things might go well and she might say "sure". :P
Lonely_Lez 0
Gmail! There's an undo function now. :D
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Comments (156)
plexico 4
This is win-win for you! If she gets mad at you for talking about underwear, you can say it was a slip. 'i' is next to 'o' after all. But if she's into it, you've gained admission into the Pleasure Palace for the cost of a typo. For this clever tip, spank you very much.
Venuman 0
Genius!!!! xD I was about to write basically the same thing but you explained it perfectly, there's no need for two comments that say the same basic idea. =P
bobleheadNS 0
that'll b really weird 2morow
angryseatroll 5
That's why you send another email correcting your error
gsfgf 0
Kinda like when I sent out a list for the school picnic and included **** and Beans on the menu.
Doorhandle57 0
hahaha!!
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
Rofl.
STVader 0
actually, C is nowhere near P on the keyboard, so you sir are just a pervert, not a man of humorous typos.
palmtrees 1
but n and k ARE pretty close to each other...
Dahlia_F 0
haha i was just thinking that
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
Dumbass thats why you use Gmail for emailing important emails to people they have a built in Unsend fuction YDI for not being up to date on new and current technologies
RavensRule97 0
youre an idiot
whooooop 0
thats why i never email my teachers lmao
Aeval_Fae 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *sigh... thongs id like to discuss with you. Yeah im totally using that in a txt to my boyfriend xD You can however use that as a kick-ass pick up line now. Betcha didn't think of that eh?
jenncraig_123 0
Why is everyone saying Gmail has an unsend feature? That was an APRIL FOOLS' JOKE. You know that...right? So, stop. It isn't funny after the first time someone jokingly (I assume) says that, and it just makes you look dumb.
lifeinhd 3
Er, no it's not. I have the Undo feature enabled, and I actually do use it once in a while.
rae_o_sunshine 0
freuridian slip!!!
Mr_Fernandez 0
Freudian. Not "freuridian"
StrawberryPiez_ 0
what could you possibly mixup THONG with? moron. ydi
RavensRule97 0
umm... maybe the word THING?
gnbfd 0
look at your keyboard what letter is O next to? think before you type next time k