Cars and Transportation: Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly...

By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - 11/08/2016 08:33 - Australia - Maida Vale

Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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No good deed…

By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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Goddamn it

By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:46

Can't outrun stupidity

metalwolf 17

Saturday 21 April 2012 12:02

Just push the car home. When the officers stop you and ask what you are doing, tell them you tried to make it home before curfew but ran out of gas.

Comments

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:32

People are being really ******* stupid about the "legal curfew". What the legal curfew means, that when you first get your driver's liscens (for the first 6 months) or when you turn 18, you legally can't drive between the hours of 1am and 5am. If you are caught driving during that time you can get ticketed and sent to jail where someone has to pick you up and pay a small bail fee. At the same time your driver's liscen is revoked for a certain amount of time. So no, you deserve this tremendisly for illegally driving. You have to be under the age of 18 to have a legal curfew, and there is no reason for you to be driving home after 1am before you are 18. YDI

zhon 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 21:52

As a Brit; i laugh in your face because we don't have nighttime curfew here XD

Anonygoose 11

Thursday 4 April 2013 7:30

They won't do anything if you say you were working and are heading home now or something like that.

009purple 2

Friday 23 August 2013 20:51

America has curfew? My respect for america has now halved/been reduced by 1. And you people put up with that ???

MCRbae 17

Monday 2 February 2015 18:07

Am I the only person that's never heard of a legal curfew?

HAMMONDYLAN 18

Tuesday 24 March 2015 14:11

Legal curfews are for people under the age of 18 It's midnight for 16 year olds and 1 am for 17

HAMMONDYLAN 18

Tuesday 24 March 2015 14:09

#156 Yes there are legal curfews in America. There is even a national one but its for minors. At age 16 the curfew is midnight and at age 17 it's 1 AM. There is no curfew for 18 and up