Cars and Transportation: Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly...

By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - 11/08/2016 08:33 - Australia - Maida Vale

Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML

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You deserved it 1 029

By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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Goddamn it

By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 11:46

Can't outrun stupidity

metalwolf 17

Saturday 21 April 2012 12:02

Just push the car home. When the officers stop you and ask what you are doing, tell them you tried to make it home before curfew but ran out of gas.

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noodleyhead 7

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:59

hope u got home safely. legal curfew is seriously retarded anyways

1happymummy 14

Saturday 21 April 2012 20:43

I live in england and think curfews sound like a great idea, it'd help a lot of parents keep their kids safe.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:03

You thought you'd end up on World's Wildest Police Videos over that? Ha.

kimmi41509 10

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:32

YDI for letting your gas tank get that low to the point where it ran out of gas.

OctoberRainfall 13

Saturday 21 April 2012 22:53

I live in England, and I think that curfews are an awful idea. It completely takes away your freedom.

helpmeouthere 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 23:22

Curfew? Do you live in 1940's Nazi Germany?

TColby 12

Sunday 22 April 2012 0:14

Stupid curfews.

higgy6969 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:06

You are an idiot. Plain and simple. Out past curfew, evading a roadblock and running out of gas--and you came here for sympathy? Stupidity, proven

HeatherAS77 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 5:43

Karma.

maxamus951852 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 7:52

I live in South Texas and minors have a curfew here. New drivers that are minors also have a curfew for driving for a whole year or until you turn 18

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Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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Book him, Danno

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Goddamn it

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