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Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

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more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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YourEvilHero 12

this site can be addicting...

1- You should hire him. :D

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Like a boss.

How did you moderate more than you read?

jesus, OBVIOUSLY he meant he read 100 confirmed stories and 500 un-moderated ones. use your brain, yeah? and he's from China, so English probably ain't his first language. cut the guy some slack

I'm pretty sure OPs boss enjoyed reading them too. JS.

Wow. yeah. I agree. Your own fault there bud.

Surely that deserves a 'FML ruined my life' badge?

Maybe you should try to get a job working at FML

Fakeeeeee

things12345 14

I want to know how you modified 500 if you only read about 100. That takes some serious skill!

He said "more than 100". That probably means that "more than 100" was closer to the "more than 500" that he claims to have moderated.

more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.

In China, boss expect you to work for money. Ancient custom, but true.