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Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

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more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.

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YourEvilHero 12

this site can be addicting...

StoryOfTheYear 15

1- You should hire him. :D

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Comments (135)

Alymc13 0

Dumb fml

blown4life 0

How do you not notice someone standing behind you.... For over an hour?

kickazz16 15

Chuck Norris.

landsharkman 3

Thats cus your doing it wrong :)

Stylin_Since_97 10

Hardcore fan...

danielcook1996 0

this is bs u totally made this up

tjv3 10

I'd fire your ass too. you are being paid to work and to do a job.

moomoomeow2 7

I'm really sorry.

dancer_is_hawt 3

It was a good idea so I submitted it. It got posted and my boss gave me a raise. Best.boss.ever? I think so! MLIA.

dancer_is_hawt 3

I don't get at all how your boss watched you on FML for all that time and you even asked him for help, so this is my MLIA twist on it because this seems like a MLIA to me and now everyone is probably gonna hate me but haters gonna hate, and honey badger don't care.

dancer_is_hawt 3

I mean I don't get why he fired you after all that.